Be Careful What You Wish For
I am a write bold statements on my neck woman,
an arrange Sharpies in rainbow order woman.
I am a Double-Fudge Cookie Dough Blizzard woman.
I am a scalding showers woman.
I am an attempt to tame the “bad boy,”
fall out of love with a single word,
Do not leave trash in my car unless you want
to lose an appendage woman.
I am a treat my pets like humans (My
little sister got hit by a car) woman.
I am a write out a bucket list
and actually accomplish it woman.
I am a faux-leather spike belt,
sleep in jeans to save thirty seconds
in the morning, refuse to wear flip flops
under any circumstance woman.
I am a spend the day without a stitch
of makeup, intolerant of all forms
of ignorance, laugh when people die
in movies woman.
I am a white lies woman.